Speeding Barbie

So..there I am, driving to Florida to take the boys to Disney, on a completely empty road, and I suppose my speed may have crept up a bit!
I was only clocked by a cop at doing 78 mph in a 55mph zone,but as Mr Smith told me AFTERWARDS, that 25 mph over the limit is reckless driving, and I was 23 mph over the limit! Thanks Smith!
With blue lights flashing in my mirror, I pulled over, flicked my hair, pushed up my bra and practised my flirty giggle.. only to find to my dismay and horror................it was a woman cop!
$215 dollars later ..........
From then on I was known as speeding Barbie for the rest of the weekend.